me: and now i need a drink
me after drinking a whole bottle of wine: and now i need a drink
Frank, why do you sound like one of those facebook minion memes for women over 40?
I get that a lot, which is confusing, because I’m a lot younger than 40
me: and now i need a drink
me after drinking a whole bottle of wine: and now i need a drink
Frank, why do you sound like one of those facebook minion memes for women over 40?
I get that a lot, which is confusing, because I’m a lot younger than 40
The secrets scientists don’t want you to know about:
What I love about One Piece: the context is this is a very serious scene where she reveals she's betrayed her new friends, and the very act of confessing this betrayal will condemn her to immediate execution for blasphemy, but because this is One Piece, it involves the phrase “special lobster express”
e x cuse me how
dare you be funnier than
me on my own post
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.